lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

I talked to Carol in HR, she says you don't exist.
Anonymous

And I knocked on the door and I said ‘CAROOOOL! CAROOOOL, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE!’ and then I open the door and what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

Moone Boy ❦ Matching Outfits (Series 1)

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

Various Clouds, by Vincent Van Gogh.

The gluten free life ain’t that bad 👍

The gluten free life ain’t that bad 👍

It is fascinating, really.
*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin